Clothing that celebrates the fun, quirky nuances of outdoor action sports culture. So go on, and get STOKED!!!
Cart 0

Stoked Clothing Company!

My Boss is a REAL DICK ! :) v 2.0

$ 23.00

   I have been an entrepreneur for 13 years growing a few different companies slowly but surely.  It's not so much about the earnings potential, but owning your freedom and time more for me.   This ridiculous t-shirt idea came about because someone would inevitably see me farting around or surfing at 10 am on a Tuesday, while most people my age are hard at work.  


   Then they would tell me something like, "must be nice!"  To which I started responding, "well what can I say, my boss is a REAL DICK! ".   Which would generally shock the hell out of them or flat out offend them, until they saw the shit-eating grin on my face and got it. 

   So here is to all the entrepreneurs, hustlers, and aspiring!  Or just those that want to roll into the office and let their boss know what's up!  I present to you our newest MOST ridiculous slogan shirt My Boss is a REAL DICK!


See you in the streets ya'll!


Jeremy Curran

Founder and Chief Creative Officer

Stoked Clothing Company


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Share this Product

More from this collection